Midi-chlorian Club!
Do you have the blood of a Jedi?
To encourage the acquisition of knowledge of Tatooiniki, it’s denizens, and their rituals, we have developed a rigorous training program which will allow those with force sensitivity, good humor and strong livers, to progress along the Path of the Beachbum Jedi. As Luke was tested by Yoda, so too must club members attain skills and knowledge to progress from Poop Deck Padawan through the Council of Nerf Herders.
Not afraid?
You will be.
You will be…
Poop Deck Padawan
At least three seasons on Tatooiniki
Trial of Knowledge
Complete the Tatooiniki Kessel Run Quiz in 5 mins or less with a score of 13 or higher
Jolly Jedi Knight
Proof of Padawan Learner degree
At least five seasons on Tatooiniki
Trial of the Flesh
Score at least 15 points in the Trials of the Jolly Jedi Knight*
Beachbum Jedi Master
Proof of Jolly Jedi Knight degree
At least seven seasons on Tatooiniki
Trial of Courage
Score at least 15 points in the
Trials of the Beachbum Jedi Master*
Members - Sept 2024
Blake E.
Jesse B.
Thoren V.
Dar M.
Alice M.
Council of Nerf Herders
Proof of Beachbum Jedi Master degree
Proof of character, good or bad
Trial of Insight
Pass the Star Wars-Tiki quiz
*can be cumulative over multiple visits
Peter H.
Beth B.
Paul R.
Jodie B.
It has been declared that the names of the members of the Midi-chlorian Club shall be inscribed on the Plaque of the Whills, thereby memorializing the brave deeds that have transpired in Tatooiniki.